I don't care who you are or what you say or what you believe in, this is a fact that will obviously never die. Nice. Guys. Finish. Last. It will always and forever stay this way.
They say it gets better after high school, don't they? That girls will "grow up" and start looking for the nice guy to marry. You know what I say to that? It's BULL. If anything, it almost gets worse. Especially if you attend a little school called the University of Young Brigham. It's almosts like they're in a store, shopping for the best pick. High school is like Savers. Not much selection, kinda boring, old news. College, on the other hand, is like a Walmart Megastore. So many to choose from, they can't decide, so obviously they need to flirt with, date, and "get together" with as many as they can in as short a time as possible. It disgusts me, to be frankly honest. And I'm sick of the stereotype that men are the pigs. From personal experience, it's the other way around. Hate to break it to you... Oh wait. No I don't. I'd love to break it to you. When it comes to the good guys like me, we're relatively screwed no matter what, where, when, or how you put it.
So you know what I want? I want women to own up to it. I want them to admit it freely. I'd maybe have a little more respect for their decisions and whatnot if they could just admit to their flaws. Obviously they never, EVER will, but, hey, a guy can dream, can't he?
As you may have gathered, this is a blog. Not just ANY blog, but this is MY blog. Not YOURS. Not YOURS. Not even YOURS! You can read it, laugh at it (preferably alongside me), and cough on it, but don't pretend like you can do much else with it... because you can't. Because it's mine.
Monday, October 26, 2009
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Bucket List
1. Get an original piece of writing published
2. Get a full body massage/the works at a fancy spa
3. Visit every temple in the world
4. Go skydiving
5. Attend the Festival of Colors
6. Ride a Gondola in Italy
7. Dress up to attend Comic Con
8. Take violin lessons
9. Sing a solo with the MoTab
10. Fill out one of those annoying surveys that always pop up
11. Coordinate a song and dance flash mob in a very public place
12. Sing on an EFY cd
13. Learn kung fu
14. Master riding a horse/have easy access to one
15. Bathe in chocolate milk
16. Bathe in Dr Pepper
17. See Cirque du Soleil
18. Deck somebody in the name of chivalry
19. Go scuba diving
20. Swim with sharks
21. Get a restraining put on me or put one on someone else
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