Musings I

You know, lately I've been thinking (which is a bad sign already. Nothing good ever comes from my thinking.) Not really anything specific, either. Just... thinking. I've come up with some great thoughts as well.

1. Women are, and will forever be, as confusing as a box of gummy bears in the middle of the interstate. You don't question that fact. You may consider stopping to shout at the gummy bears,

"Hey! I don't understand!"

but to be honest, that wouldn't get much accomplished, and you'd probably get rear ended anyhow. If you were to shout that at a woman, however, the results would be far more catastrophic. Just say no. Acceptance is key to man's survival.

2. Boredom is still super not cool. Honestly, as a kid I used to think, "Oh man! Life is so boring! I can't go anywhere or do anything! I wish I were older!" If I had the technology, I'd go back in time and kick myself in the face. I mean, come on. Honestly. Who wants to grow up? Pardon my French, but it sucks goat cheese. You have responsibilities and commitments and all sorts of fancy-word things. Sure, you can drive a car, vote, buy dry ice and spray paint, and smoke (I don't, I swear), but it doesn't change that fact that you still don't have anywhere to go or anything to do. Being a kid rocks.

3. This ties in to number 2 above. Growing up is not all it's cracked up to be. Getting a job, going to college, finding a not-too-crazy-but-beggars-can't-be-choosers-because-all-women-have-that-side-to-them woman and marrying her, supporting a family, and teaching your kids not to be as stupid and screwed up as you were at their age are all super cool and everything, but at this point, I'd honestly just rather sit around playing Rock Band and doing stupid crap with friends. I can't, but it's what I'd prefer.

4. Facebook is somewhat overrated. I mean, come on. Seriously? That's one thing that I've gladly come to realize. It's cool and everything, but if you find yourself on it 23 hours of the day playing Farmville??, you'd best take a good hard look at your life, pal. Sure, it's cool to post pictures and talk with friends you haven't seen in awhile, but for the love of all that is good and clean in this world,

DO NOT post comments on every single thing in sight. It just gets annoying. And if you're talking to people on facebook that you could just as easily see in person any time of the day, do yourself a favor, get off your lazy butt. No one likes the Facebook stalkers.

5. iPhones are MOST DEFINITELY not overrated. End of story. (That means you, Nicole!!! Your phone will NEVER be as good as mine until you man up [or woman up] and purchase one for yourself. You'll thank me in the future. You're welcome.)

6. Chinese is hard. Harder than you'd think. There's no pattern like latin-based languages (English, Spanish, basically everything normal.) One word can also mean about 60 thousand different things. A simple sentence simply does not exist in Chinese. Take, for instance, the name Joseph Smith. 斯 密 約 瑟 傳. sī mì yuē sè zhuàn Can you read that?????? Yeah, I didn't think so. I even spaced out the characters so it would be easier to read. AND I put in the pronounciation (or pin yin, as it's called in Chinese.) And if you accidentally put the wrong inflection on any one of the words, you'll probably be calling your investigators a bunch of eggheaded cabbage brains or something weird like that. This language is gonna be hard, but I'm pretty stoked for it anyhow. In fact, I hope I DO call someone an eggheaded cabbage brain. That's my style.

7. Once again, girls are unpredictable and confusing.



That is all that I wish to share at this time. As I come up with more insights, I shall post them. Stay tuned for Musings II.

Caveat Emptor (Or, for those unsophisticated enought to understand this, Buyer Beware.)- If I have offended anyone with my musings, I'd like to say this:

SUCK IT UP

And move on. You chose to read this. You should've known better.

That is all.