First and Foremost...

I'd just like to say CONGRATULATIONS!!! on stumbling upon this blog. You did it! Now pat yourself on the back and move on, because it's not like it was that difficult. So anyway, to start, I'd just like to give a little about myself. Pictured below is me. This was not edited in any way. It's just me. You'd best get used to it. Cause that's how I am practically all the time. I'm pretty awesome like that.

Posted below this, however, is a relatively normal picture of me. You won't find many, so get your fill now. This very well may be the last normal picture you ever see of me.

This picture is my mission picture. You see, I'm leaving for the Taiwan, Taichung mission in 2 weeks. Why I started a blog merely 2 weeks before I leave, I'll never know. This blog will be, as the title proclaims, my messed-up musings. Most of these will probably never make sense to any of you, for they mean absolutely nothing to me either. If you DO perchance get these things, you should probably go see a shrink. Sorry. I'm rather blunt. Anyway, hopefully I get better at this, because right now I'm rambling. This post must end. And so it shall. I bid you all adieu.